Variable grotesque · 2 axes · 14 styles
wght 100–900 · wdth 62–125 · MMXXVI

The last neutral sans you will ever need, assuming you never needed neutrality in the first place.

The Argument

Manifesto / Neutrality, engineered

Read once. Agree quietly. Proceed to the machine room.

Grotesk Ultra does not do friendly. It does correct.

Every foundry promises warmth. We measured warmth, found it added nothing to legibility, and removed it. Grotesk Ultra is what remained: a grotesque built the way Copenhagen builds harbours — over-engineered, under-decorated, and indifferent to weather.

Two axes carry the entire argument. Weight runs from Hairline, a stroke so fine it is essentially a rumour, to Ultra, which is less a letterform than a load-bearing wall. Width runs from Condensed, for when the column wins, to Extended, for when you want each word to arrive like a shipping container.

There are no humanist apologies here. The terminals are cut square because that is where they end. The apertures stay open because closed ones trap meaning. If you need a typeface that smiles, there are thousands available. This one holds the door, checks your ticket, and remembers your name exactly as it is spelled.

2Axes, both honest
14Named weights
912Glyphs drawn
4,806Kerning pairs, argued over
Interlude — the weight axis wght 100

Neutral is a lie.

Neutrality is manufactured. Scroll to watch us manufacture it. 100 → 900

The Machine Room

Playground / Set the axes yourself

The font will not resist. It was built to be operated.

560
100
112
-15
Factory presets
The specimen below is editable. Type something you mean.
Live instrument wght 560 · wdth 100.0 · 112 px · trk −015
Correct, not friendly.

The Waterfall

One sentence, ten temperatures

Sizes in pixels. Overflow is cropped, not apologised for.

Every line is editable. Type your doubts; the rag will hold.

Hamburgefonstiv
Hamburgefonstiv
Hamburgefonstiv
Hamburgefonstiv & Søborg
The ferry to Refshaleøen leaves at noon
The ferry to Refshaleøen leaves at noon, with or without you
The ferry to Refshaleøen leaves at noon, with or without you. Pack accordingly.
The ferry to Refshaleøen leaves at noon, with or without you. Pack accordingly. The harbour does not negotiate.
The ferry to Refshaleøen leaves at noon, with or without you. Pack accordingly. The harbour does not negotiate, and neither does the timetable.
The ferry to Refshaleøen leaves at noon, with or without you. Pack accordingly. The harbour does not negotiate, and neither does the timetable. This is the smallest size we recommend, and we recommend it firmly.

The Glyphs

912 drawn · 114 shown · 0 negotiable

Hover or focus a cell. The inspector will explain the anatomy.

Interlude — the width axis wdth 62

Width is an opinion.

Condensed for the column. Extended for the argument. 62 → 125

The Styles

Fourteen ways to say the same thing

Each name is set in itself — quality control, not metaphor. Click a row to load it into the machine room.

NºStylewghtDeployment notes
01Hairline100For invitations and threats.
02Thin150Legibility optional; elegance mandatory.
03Extralight200The last weight you may call delicate.
04Light300Wears the room well.
05Book350Built for nine point and patience.
06Regular400The control group.
07Medium500Regular, after coffee.
08Demi600Assertive in meetings.
09Bold700The headline default. Earn it.
10Extrabold750Stops skimming.
11Heavy800Structural.
12Black850Reads at highway speed.
13Super875Poster weight. Bring a wall.
14Ultra900Not a font. A verdict.
Every style also ships Condensed (wdth 62) and Extended (wdth 125) — 42 static instances, or one variable file. GroteskUltra-VF.woff2 · 611 KB · no regrets

This spread intentionally set in nothing. Even Ultra needs air.

The Licence

Three tiers / No dark patterns / Prices in honest euros

One purchase, one invoice, no subscription. We are a foundry, not a landlord.

DESK

€180 · once · 3 seats

Print and desktop. Posters, annual reports, wayfinding, resignation letters — anything that ends up on paper or a PDF pretending to be paper.

  • All 14 styles, all widths, OTF + variable
  • Unlimited personal & client print work
  • Logo use permitted. Choose wisely.
  • Free updates until the heat death of Unicode

NET

€420 · once · 100k views/mo

Web and app embedding. Self-hosted WOFF2, subset to taste. No CDN roulette, no phoning home, no analytics riding in the font file.

  • Variable WOFF2 + 14 static fallbacks
  • Self-hosting required. It is your font.
  • App embedding, iOS / Android / desktop
  • Traffic overage handled by email, like adults

ALL

€2,400 · once · whole organisation

Everything, forever, everywhere. Broadcast, embed, engrave, tattoo. One licence for the entire company and every campaign it regrets later.

  • All formats, all uses, no view caps
  • Broadcast, film, OOH, merchandise
  • Source files (UFO) on request
  • A short, sincere thank-you note from the foundry
Cart status: morally complete Nothing was added. Grotesk Ultra does not exist. Your taste, however, has been recorded.